C: "Mom, when I grow up, I'm going to marry you!'"
Me: "Oh, you can't marry me. I'm your Mom."
C: "Why not? I love you the best!"
Me: "Because people don't marry their moms. And, I'm already married to Daddy, remember?"
C: "That's ok...I'll marry you again!"
Me: "You're very sweet. But, I am sure that by the time you are old enough to get married, you won't want to marry me anymore."
O pipes in: "Then I'll marry you, Mommy!"
I am soooo coming back to read this when the boys are older and don't want to be seen with their super lame Mom anymore.